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THE AMAZING RACE
Season 9
- Episode 1 : Here We Go, Baby, Off to Win a Million Dollars
- Episode 2 : I'm Filthy and I Love It
- Episode 3 : I Am in Russia, Playing with the Dolls
- Episode 4 : It's Not Over Till the Phil Sings
- Episode 5 : Good Thing I Took That Human Anatomy Class in High School
- Episode 6 : Sleep Deprivation Is Really Starting to Irritate Me
- Episode 7 : Herculean Effort for Some Herculean Dudes
- Episode 8 : Here Comes the Bedouin!
- Episode 9 : Do You Know How Much Running I've Done Today, Phil?
- Episode 10 : Man, They Should Have Used Fake Names
- Episode 11 : I Think This Monkey Likes Me!
- Episode 12 : 5 Continents... 10 Countries... and More Than 59 Thousand Miles!
Season 8
- Episode 1 : Go Mommy, Go! We Can Beat Them!
- Episode 2 : How Do We Know We Aren't Going to Get Shot?
- Episode 3 : I Don't Kiss, I Make Out!
- Episode 4 : Think Like an Office Chair
- Episode 5 : We're Getting Out of the Country, Girls
- Episode 6 : I'm Sick of Doing Stuff I Can't Do
- Episode 7 : You Look Ridiculous
- Episode 8 : How's That Face Feel?
- Episode 9 : Don't Talk to Me Like I Was an Animal or Something
- Episode 10 : The Family Christmas Card
- Episode 11 : 25 Days, 50 Cities, and More Than 600 Consecutive Hours as a Family...
Season 7
- Episode 1 : Courteous? This Is a Race!
- Episode 2 : The Whole Country Hates Me
- Episode 3 : Do You Need Some Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation?
- Episode 4 : What a Gaucho You Are
- Episode 5 : I've Been Wanting a Face Lift for a Long Time
- Episode 6 : Houston, We Have an Elephant
- Episode 7 : Mow 'Em Down Like Grass
- Episode 8 : We Have a Bad Elephant
- Episode 9 : We Got a Gnome! We Got a Gnome!
- Episode 10 : The Devil Made Me Do It
- Episode 11 : Five Continents, 25 Cities, and More Than 40,000 Miles
Season 6
- Episode 1 : The Game's Afoot
- Episode 2 : I'm Not His Wife, He Doesn't Need to Yell at Me
- Episode 3 : Counting Bears Is Not Rocket Science
- Episode 4 : What If It Isn't Sanitary?
- Episode 5 : Quit Following Us
- Episode 6 : They Probably Should Have Some Counseling
- Episode 7 : One of You, I'm Gonna Break in Half
- Episode 8 : Tell My Mom I Love Her
- Episode 9 : Are There Instructions on Donkey-Handling?
- Episode 10 : It Always Comes Down to Details
- Episode 11 : You Deal with This before I Hyperventilate
- Episode 12 : 4 Continents, 24 Cities, 40,000 Miles
Season 5
- Episode 1 : Clearly, I Am More Intelligent Than You
- Episode 2 : It Turned Ugly Just Now
- Episode 3 : I Got Electrocuted!
- Episode 4 : Who Says Pageant Girls Don't Eat?
- Episode 5 : Are You Good at Puzzles?
- Episode 6 : Why Can't We Get a Camel?
- Episode 7 : Are You Sure This Is Safe?
- Episode 8 : I'm Going to Jail
- Episode 9 : If You're Gonna Whine, Just Shut Up!
- Episode 10 : If They're Screwing The Helmet to My Head, It Can't Be Good
- Episode 11 : It's Okay, Run Them Over!
- Episode 12 : You Just Made Me a Millionaire
Season 4
- Episode 1 : Cheaters Never Win... and They Cheated!
- Episode 2 : It Doesn't Say Anything about First Come, First Served... and We're Bigger
- Episode 3 : I Wasn't Even Going to Touch You until You Slammed My Head Backwards!
- Episode 4 : Check Your Tires Because... Oh God, You Never Know What'll Happen!
- Episode 5 : You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose!
- Episode 6 : I Could Have Never Been Prepared for What I'm Looking at Right Now
- Episode 7 : We're Going Down the Wrong Side of the Freeway... and the Lights Are Off!
- Episode 8 : The Princess Reminded Me of My Grandmother. She Was Very, Very with It
- Episode 9 : We're Not at Charm School Learning How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing
- Episode 10 : That's Me. That's My Face. Just Hit My Face. Hit My Face!
- Episode 11 : Such a Nice Pheremone Smell to You; Just Makes Me Want to Stay Close to You
- Episode 12 : He's a Few Ticks Away from Having a Heart Attack
- Episode 13 : It's Like Adam Building His First House!
Season 3
- Episode 1 : What If My Parachute Doesn't Open?
- Episode 2 : This Looks Like the Path Straight to Hell!
- Episode 3 : You Always Just Forget about Me!
- Episode 4 : Did You See How I Stop It? With My Face!
- Episode 5 : What Happens If I Slip? Am I Just Hanging on a Cliff?
- Episode 6 : I'm a Better Liar Than You Are
- Episode 7 : I'm Supposed to Be Indebted to Her for the Rest of the Race?!
- Episode 8 : This Is More Important Than Your Pants Falling Down!
- Episode 9 : Why Did You Have to Take Your Pants Off?!
- Episode 10 : Don't Try to Play the Moralist Now!
- Episode 11 : They're Slithering to the Finish Line Like the Rest of Us!