Viking Siege (2017)
This one could have been a fun, campy pleasure… but it doesn’t quite succeed.
Category:2 Oogies
Tainted Life by Mel Gough
Eeeeeee! Life is so hard, eeeeee! Gonna jump off a building, eeeeee!
Stroll Through the Woods by Maria Zerva
Cheap-looking tacky cover with tragic fonts for the title? It can only be a trashy erotica!
Robin Hood: The Rebellion (2018)
No, no, this is the other terrible Robin Hood movie. The British one.
Safeword: Matte by Candace Blevins
Maybe it’s just me, but I thought this story would be edgier, riskier.
Twice Tempted by Eileen Dreyer
Not even once, really. It needs to be more interesting, for a start.
It Chapter Two (2019)
Poor Pennywise. He’s stuck in nearly three hours of perpetual boredom.
Midsommar (2019)
And you think only America has homicidal hillbillies…
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
Oh no, Teddypig didn’t go there… oh wait, he totally did.
Snow-Kissed by Laura Florand
Thank god for sex. It cures all mental baggage. Who needs shrinks anyway? Just hop onto a penis today!