Denied (2004)
Teddypig points a finger at a movie about being a bisexual ass’s side piece. Guess which finger it is.
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Hamam (1997)
Sexy bathhouse shenanigans have Teddypig reminiscing fondly about the good old days of bathhouses in… uh… yeah.
Coldharbour Sessions by Markus Schulz
This one puts Teddypig into a happy trance.
Top Gun (1986)
With a sequel coming out soon-ish, let Teddypig tell you about the epic tale about naughty boys and their planes.
The Sum of Us (1994)
Teddypig has six magic words for y’all: young Russell Crowe in a towel.
Gone, but Not Forgotten (2003)
Teddypig’s mood: forget this.
Grand école (2004)
Well, Teddypig appreciates the bared pretty man-flesh and the long, dangling… ahem. So that’s good, right?
Red Dirt (2000)
It’s a gay film with straight sex scenes, bewildering Southern accents, and very little gay element. Teddypig’s mood: gaybaited.
Love Is the Devil: Study for a Portrait of Francis Bacon (1998)
Oh boy! Flabby pale gay guys having drunken sex!
Maurice (1987)
Teddypig really doesn’t buy the idea that a bloke will willingly commit to a sex-free long-term relationship.