Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)
Go watch The Fifth Element instead. Multipass and Diva Palabarbecuepaloma are better than anything in here.
Category: Genre: Action & Adventure
War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
The apes are back, but there is something missing this time around when compared to the previous movies.
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
This one is entertaining, yes, but there is a rote Marvel Studio movie feel to it that leaves me feeling empty.
The Northlander (2016)
Oh no, you don’t want to watch this thing, even if you are a bleeding heart that wants to support indie filmmakers. You really don’t.
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)
Please don’t. Let this thing die. It really needs to die, so LET IT DIE.