
Gladiator II (2024)
We are not entertained. Sod off.

We are not entertained. Sod off.
The Not-Avengers assemble, for some reason.
It’s… uh… well, it’s finally released so I guess that’s good?
Many people forget that this is the first Marvel Cinematic Universe movie, or that it even existed.
Two fabulous and fabulously cancelled bromance bros show the MCU what it has done wrong all this while.
Can Sony please stop embarrassing itself?
The end of the Eddie Brock saga is here, but Venom will live on in my nightmares.
A Greek tragedy, but not the good kind.
A sequel to Streets of Fire? More like the road to hell indeed.
Green screens, yellow lighting, and a plot that ends mid-sputter… what could go wrong?