
For He Can Creep (2025)
… but should he have bothered?

… but should he have bothered?
A Jonas Brother, some beige sex, and a plot you can predict while asleep.
Humans bad, dolphins good. Or something.
Unless you need to read a vanilla naughty scene for whatever reason NOW, there’s no need to catch this thing.
How to be smug on a steamship and live to tell the tale.
Welcome to a multiverse where all the cool kids today adore Guns N’ Roses and U2.
How not to have fun in medieval England.
The hero and the heroine make a bad first impression, and it never gets better after that.
We are not entertained. Sod off.
What a long title for a short story. Compensating?