The Slender Man should pay a visit to all those behind this movie.
Category: 2 Oogies
Yes, ditch the more interesting mistress and give the hero a clueless ninny to shack up with instead. That always goes well.
Remember Diablo III? Looks like they still want to milk the franchise a little bit more before turning it into a bigger meme.
If you need a cure for a bleeding stomach ulcer, get a Dom to call you up for phone nookie.
Homo-bore-ya should be a hate crime.