I thought the IKEA furniture assembly sex scene is just a hyperbole until I read this thing. Holy be, indeed.
Category: 2 Oogies
Dinosaurs, reality TV, and plenty of low budget cringe to go around.
Why is it so hard to enjoy the services of a hunky domestic robot helper? These people are hopeless.
Oh dear, someone has clearly misheard. I said, “Take me deep, love me hard.” Not “Make me sleep, bore me hard.”
Neutrality is the mental landscape of snowflakes.