Bad men want to drain every drop of our hero, and his only hope is to merge with his sidekick. No, this is not gay porn. What gives you the idea?
Category: 2 Oogies
A bad man forces two jerks to stay in a house… and stay there… and stay… stay… stay… Oh god, what’s on the other channel?
Trigger warning: big misunderstanding, secret brats, and how these things drive the hero and heroine into predictable, boring acts of joylessness.
Oh look, another boring, wooden oh-so-typical Kimani romance to bring on the buyer’s remorse.
It is actually a good thing that this movie has the awkward-looking Asa Butterfield – his character is the only thing that saves it from the one-oogie mire.