Cheap can be beautiful, but this one is more like a knock-off of a designer label.
This one would have put me to sleep if that child actor would just stop screaming. God.
This one is more of a sluggish slap in the rear end than a hard punch in the gut,
Even Viggo Mortensen in white briefs can’t save this movie.
Don’t look at me, I bought this book for Janice Sims’s story.