The gore is pretty good, but so much of everything else is a bore.
A hateful boss is a hateful boss. Not sexy.
Same old, same old. Why bother? Can we have a were-octopus next time?
The author is trying way too hard to pretend that a professor sleeping with a grad student is really wholesome and sweet.
From a literal Daddy to a figurative Daddy. Talk about a linear pattern of relationships with the opposite sex.