Now here’s an example of how to make vampires devoid of any interesting trait or personality.
Genre: Fantasy & Sci-fi
The awful secret is that this one is in the wrong romance genre altogether.
I don’t want to imagine what the inspiration for this thing is.
Why do I bother reading romance novels again? It’s getting harder to remember.
There’s a war about to break out, but let’s be blue because the hero wants to get laid but can’t.