Idiot Box Reviews

Mermaid (2018)

Bobcat Goldthwait thinks you’re a body-shaming racist. Like all fake woke Hollywood types, he’s projecting.

This episode is just an excuse for the lead actress to dress up and strut around like a hot killer babe.

After the creepy-kiddie feel of the previous episode, this one goes all Silk Stalkings.

What’s worse than an episode with four kiddie leads? One written by an old man who has no clue how kids act and talk.

Oh boy, they could have surely picked another episode – any other episode – to kick off a series.