The Northlander (2016)

Oh no, you don’t want to watch this thing, even if you are a bleeding heart that wants to support indie filmmakers. You really don’t.

Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)

Please don’t. Let this thing die. It really needs to die, so LET IT DIE.

The myopic morons of LA want to lecture normal people on how to live in their typical unaware, clueless way. The result is horrifying stupidity.

Oh god, this one is excruciating. Please bring back Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.

This has nothing to do with those cute murderous critters from those 1980s movies – this one has more in common with a heart attack.