The heroine is edgy, thin, and awesome. But she is not perfect… until they give her a boob job.
The author’s plan for world domination isn’t going too well.
The author really wants to make me feel ashamed for ever liking her books in the past.
Sweet lord. Have I stumbled upon the Carol Lynne of the new decade?
Sorry, my brain is too scorched after reading this thing to come up with anything witty.