Alien: Covenant (2017)
Is it just me or the humans are getting dumber with each new Alien movie?
Category: 1 Oogie
Prometheus (2012)
Way to go in crapping on the Alien franchise with this badly-strung tale of space idiocy.
‘Til Death Do Us Part by Amanda Quick
While this is quite a painless read, it’s also a pointless one. So pointless, in fact, that it’s like a perfect ball of blah.
Loyal Khondor (2014)
A useful idiot is still an idiot nonetheless.
Lover Come Hack to Me (1989)
What could have been a morbidly funny episode is ruined by… well, read the review to find out.