Pelts (2006)
The myopic morons of LA want to lecture normal people on how to live in their typical unaware, clueless way. The result is horrifying stupidity.
Category: 1 Oogie
The Mummy (2017)
Oh god, this one is excruciating. Please bring back Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.
Gremlin (2017)
This has nothing to do with those cute murderous critters from those 1980s movies – this one has more in common with a heart attack.
Giving My All to You by Sheryl Lister
Looks like the only acceptable way a heroine can become a successful career woman is via nepotism.
Resident Evil: Vendetta (2017)
This movie is like a zombie, because watching it is akin to having it rip the brain out of my skull.