Mercury by Alexandra Isobel
I made it to page 8 or 12 (who’s counting?) before I yeeted this from my device, so don’t say I didn’t give it a chance.
Category:1 Oogie
Smart Appliances, Stupid Owners (2025)
John Scalzi thinks he’s a wit. This time, he’s wrong.
A Magical Christmas Night by Chanelle Nash
It’s almost magical how stupid the whole thing is.
The King’s Consort by Constance Harman
I have no idea what this thing is or what it is about. Simply awful.
Kraven the Hunter (2024)
Can Sony please stop embarrassing itself?
Venom: The Last Dance (2024)
The end of the Eddie Brock saga is here, but Venom will live on in my nightmares.
Chuck (and Melvin) and the Beanstalker (1994)
Absolutely painful. Drop this one down the cliff.
Uncle Harry’s Horrible House of Horrors (1994)
PSA: a good grown-up must obey every whim of a brat.
Captive by Brenda Joyce
A love story that is powered by 88% heroine stupidity and 12% dullness.
143 by Katy Perry
Katy Perry’s love letter to trying too hard.