Resident Evil: Vendetta (2017)

This movie is like a zombie, because watching it is akin to having it rip the brain out of my skull.

Justice Ascending by Rebecca Zanetti

As this eye-rolling kind of justice ascends, my rear end itches to descend onto a toilet bowl.

Kids that can’t act, script that doesn’t make sense, and an episode that doesn’t work at all. Oh, joy.

Ah, classic Argentinian softporn, er, arthouse – many hot guys, ample nudity, a sweet love story between two guys, but meager payoff.

Ah well, I guess this one isn’t as captivating as I am initially led to believe.