If you have ever wanted to read about Santa’s reindeer shagging one another, you’re at the right place.
Well, at least it’s a decent impersonation of a rock album…
How lovely, here’s a story super-powered by the heroine’s rampant stupidity. Viva la amour!
Alright, what happened to that fun, messy Miley Cyrus? Thor’s brother, bring her back, damn it!
What’s worse than a bad shark movie? A boring one.