Sugar Plum’d by Leon Mauvais
If you have ever wanted to read about Santa’s reindeer shagging one another, you’re at the right place.
Whatever by Adore Delano
Well, at least it’s a decent impersonation of a rock album…
First Earl I See Tonight by Anna Bennett
How lovely, here’s a story super-powered by the heroine’s rampant stupidity. Viva la amour!
Younger Now by Miley Cyrus
Alright, what happened to that fun, messy Miley Cyrus? Thor’s brother, bring her back, damn it!
Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018)
What’s worse than a bad shark movie? A boring one.