What is this place?
What are oogies?
Why even have scores?
What makes you so qualified to review things?
Where are the trigger warnings?
Where’s the FTC disclosure?
Then how do I know that I can trust you?
Why you gotta be so rude?
It’s so obvious that you are a bitter, failed author.
You are breaking hearts and crushing dreams!
You should not be doing this!
WHAT AUTHORS ASK
Alright, who are you?
Come on, I think I like you.
Let’s meet up.
But we’ll be great together!
You’ll adore me.
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