Very Interesting, As an Astrogation Problem (2024)
Why do the people of Lucasfilm keep dragging out their shows?
Chopping Mall (1986)
4 out of 5 Killbots, with a bonus point for gratuitous thirst trap shirtlessness.
Way, Way Out Past the Barrier (2024)
Things move along, so it’s not as meh as the last episode. Still not much to get excited over, though.
This Could Be a Real Adventure (2024)
It’s not great, but it’s not terrible. In other words, whatever.
Necronomicon (1993)
A slimy, tentacle-filled anthology of body horror and bad decisions.
The Piano (1993)
A movie that plays you right in the soul.
The Ghost Pirates by William Hope Hodgson
Oh, the horror of maritime life… and florid prose.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024)
Mrs Giggles finally recovers from having played this vile thing.
Witch (2024)
Amateur costumes, bendy swords, and script chaos make this a laughable slog.
The Songs of Distant Earth by Mike Oldfield
A space odyssey for your ears and soul.
