This is what happens when you people keep making fun of Wesley Crusher.
How can a story with so many swords and helmets end up being this predictable young adult-ish Sassy McSassy Sasses It All tale?
The path of madness, more like, as I’m certain that the hero and the heroine both have some screws loose.
This isn’t technically romance, but it perfectly captures how scary yet exhilarating it can be to fall in love.
This is why stupid kids shouldn’t be allowed to listen to the radio without supervision. Really bad things will happen.