You’re supposed to find this story woke, stunning, and brave.
This is like the WWE version of a reboot. It’s loud, appropriately explosive… but something seems missing somehow.
Behold the power of sex sounds and Stephen Shellen’s bare ass.
Tim Burton continues his further slide into cinematic obsolescence with this garish, soulless husk of a cash grab.
Shawn Mendes wants you to know that he is straight and will love you ladies long, long time with his totally heterosexual pee-pee.