The Substance (2024)
Hollywood lectures you about aging while keeping the Botox industry afloat.

Hollywood lectures you about aging while keeping the Botox industry afloat.

The guys are hot, but the movie is sadly stale.

Behold, the first flashback story of the season.

There is zero original or interesting idea in this thing.

Nobody cares what it did at the box-office.

Been there, Gunn that.

One of the progenitors of the present day jump scare haunted house movies, but it’s a mercifully funny kind of bad.

Easily the best and cheapest guide for those that really need help in writing in English.

It’s the end! The end! Freedom! Muahahahahaha!

More disproportionate mental abuse meted out on mischievous kids.
