The Forever Christmas Tree by Sandra Hill
I know this is a month to be charitable, but I hope the hero soils himself each time he feels horny.
Caution by Mariah Carey
Oh dear, isn’t there another kind of music this dear can do?
A Los Angeles Passion by Sherelle Green
This one is so nondescript that I don’t know what to say here. Er… Merry Christmas? May you find a million dollars under the Christmas tree?
Sweetener by Ariana Grande
It’s quite impressive how this little miss actually gets better with every album.
The Illegitimate Duke by Sophie Barnes
Well, it looks like I don’t have to get drunk this Christmas, as I’m already sloshed after reading this thing.