Oh no, the heroine is in danger but heaven forbids that she lets the hero make sure she is safe!
The heroine is so easily triggered by the idea of sex with a bloke, I wonder whether she’d be happier just having a pet.
Poor Gerard Butler is reduced to this. Oh dear.
Tobe Hooper and a dumb snooper; nudity, Gimli, and Whoopi, What can go wrong?
The hero is a such a dreamboat; it’s a shame that the heroine doesn’t quite get to keep up with her.