I know this is a month to be charitable, but I hope the hero soils himself each time he feels horny.
Oh dear, isn’t there another kind of music this dear can do?
This one is so nondescript that I don’t know what to say here. Er… Merry Christmas? May you find a million dollars under the Christmas tree?
It’s quite impressive how this little miss actually gets better with every album.
Well, it looks like I don’t have to get drunk this Christmas, as I’m already sloshed after reading this thing.