Teddypig has six magic words for y’all: young Russell Crowe in a towel.
Not much scares, just plenty of enjoyable poking fun at common horror tropes.
R-rated, baby, which means nudity, gore, tentacles, and gratuitous violence galore. Huzzah!
This is going to be a long one, so get a drink and settle down.
Ooh, I like the twist at the end! Here’s to hos that know what they are doing!