Here are naughty stories that your English professor can read without feeling too degraded.
Who would’ve thought sexy gay Royal Family shenanigans would be so boring?
If I melted while reading this thing, it’d be because of how little sizzle I am getting for my one buck.
The sodomy is epic, but I wish the rest of the story is just as glorious.
It’s like settling for an average-looking guy only to have him finish in three seconds.