Oh, Pedro Pascal isn’t playing a bad guy for once. Am I allowed to say that he’s so beautiful in such a role? Sigh.
Category: Genre: Action & Adventure
I am not sure about the story, but oh my, so much pretty to look at. So much pretty… God, I need the NC-17 fanfiction now.
Oh look, what a cute doggie! How can I resist… oh wait, this movie isn’t that irresistible.
This is an exhilarating kind of mediocrity, with all the thrills that one will live for during the moment and eventually forget.
Here’s another predictable kiddie movie to make fat and unpopular kids feel good, if only for a moment, about their lives.