
Mercury by Alexandra Isobel
I made it to page 8 or 12 (who’s counting?) before I yeeted this from my device, so don’t say I didn’t give it a chance.

I made it to page 8 or 12 (who’s counting?) before I yeeted this from my device, so don’t say I didn’t give it a chance.
John Scalzi thinks he’s a wit. This time, he’s wrong.
This episode tears things up. Literally.
Humans bad, dolphins good. Or something.
Phew, finally a proper episode in this season!
Don’t worry, this is not some OnlyFans stunt gone wrong.
Unless you need to read a vanilla naughty scene for whatever reason NOW, there’s no need to catch this thing.
Welcome to a multiverse where all the cool kids today adore Guns N’ Roses and U2.
It’s almost magical how stupid the whole thing is.
Pretty, but ultimately forgettable.