Æon Flux (2005)
More like a toilet flush.
Author:Mrs Giggles
Gertrude’s Grace by Jaimey Grant
Sometimes, length really does matter.
The Titan’s Bride Volume 1 by ITKZ
Wait, the bride is a fellow? And he’s going to take giant dong? Oh right… Japanese.
Music Played by Humans by Gary Barlow
Kinda odd that an album with such a title sounds like it’s made and performed by robots.
Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)
Nice concept but the tired and dull execution misses the target completely.
The Sheikh’s Quadruplet Baby Surprise by Kimaya Mathew
Oh look, the sheikh’s a vampire. Wait, what?
Van Richten’s Guide to Ravenloft by Various Authors
This is going to be a long one, so get a drink and settle down.
A Strange Affair by Brienne Dubh
He’s big! He’s so big! He’s big! BIG! BIG!… Anyone excited yet?
The Best Man by Ella Ardent
Well, this one isn’t an Ardent as I hoped it would be.
For All Time. Always. (2021)
And now, disappointment crashes down on us all.