Dumbo (2019)
Tim Burton continues his further slide into cinematic obsolescence with this garish, soulless husk of a cash grab.
Category:2 Oogies
DNA by Backstreet Boys
The grandfathers of all boybands are back once again and it’s business as usual.
The Strength of the Pack by Jorrie Spencer
Being interesting and sensible isn’t its greatest strength, that’s for sure.
Don’t Sleep (2017)
There should be a full stop between the two words in the title.
Split Decision (1983)
The hitchhiker may be hotter, but the Crypt Keeper wins this round.
When Morning Comes (1983)
Wait, this is soft porn, right? Sure, it has a plot, but I don’t think that’s the priority here.
Shattered Vows (1983)
Not the best start to a TV series, but oh my, all that beautiful skin on display…
Pretending He’s Mine by Mia Sosa
This is a well-written story that I can’t bring myself to feel much excitement over.
The Negotiator by HelenKay Dimon
If the author wants my $3.99 that badly, just start a GoFundMe or something.
The Protector by HelenKay Dimon
Wait, this is supposed to be a romantic suspense?