Chateau of Desire by Monica Bentley
I sign up for an erotic medieval-era romp and I get instead the author trying way too hard to sound twee and fae.
I sign up for an erotic medieval-era romp and I get instead the author trying way too hard to sound twee and fae.
It’s so annoying when a heroine plays the victim and gets rewarded with many, many good things.
Some of her fans consider this author a modern day Jane Austen or William Shakespeare. I’ll have whatever they are having, thanks.
Ooh, romance on the Titanic! Spoiler: the ship sinks and many, many people die.
If you have ever wanted a Na’vi on steroids boyfriend, who will lick every icky stain from your body, this one will rock your planet.
Despite what the title may suggest, this is not an erotic story. Shame; hot sex may distract me from what a dullard this one is.
I never knew having sex with a hot guy can be this depressing.
Another episode with a solid cast wasted completely on a tired, sad story.
The moral of the day: even lecherous priests should take contraception seriously.
Surely there are better ways than this for Daniel Craig to pay the rent?