Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
Does this movie deserve to flop this hilariously? Probably not, but serves the higher-ups of the film right for its terrible handling of the movie.
Does this movie deserve to flop this hilariously? Probably not, but serves the higher-ups of the film right for its terrible handling of the movie.
Don’t get too excited: the courtesan is a fake, and this story reeks of disappointment.
Oh look, another boring show about a couple moving into the suburbs from hell.
This is a romance between a duke and scullery maid that doesn’t let me forget the disparity between them. It’s more disturbing than romantic.
Oh god, why start off a new series with something that has a plot like… this one?
Why is this a kiddie story? It’s about lizard women wanting human mates, after all. Do we let little kids read this kind of story these days?
The organic farm looks like a nice place to visit, but this story is B-O-R-I-N-G.
The true horror here is how underdeveloped this story seems to be.
Even a zombie apocalypse will not stop our demented protagonist from getting the object of her stalking.
Part romance, part how it’s uncool to call illegal Mexican immigrants illegal – don’t think Donald Trump will lose sleep over this one.