Kill Her Goats (2023)
More like bare her goats, if you know what I mean.
Tag:Kane Hodder
Prison (1987)
Even Viggo Mortensen in white briefs can’t save this movie.
Victor Crowley (2017)
Poor Andrew Yong, he’s going to be so traumatized after this second encounter with the titular character.
Hatchet III (2013)
It makes fun of the previous movie and goes all out dumb. Credit given for effort, I guess.
Muck (2015)
This movie is so sexist, creepy, plot-free, crap, disgustingly exploitative, misogynist… it’s actually amazing.
Hatchet II (2010)
Bottom of the barrel, and then a few more feet lower.
Hatchet (2006)
This is like an extended replay of a noob’s Mortal Kombat playthrough.
Jason X (2002)
Please ax this franchise. My brain can’t take the pain any more.
