
For He Can Creep (2025)
… but should he have bothered?

… but should he have bothered?
When dinosaurs and MrBeast walk into an amphitheater…
A Jonas Brother, some beige sex, and a plot you can predict while asleep.
How to be smug on a steamship and live to tell the tale.
Exhausting, fascinating, and visceral.
How not to have fun in medieval England.
Creaky clichés, bafflingly obtuse protagonists, and absurd setups.
Death’s back, baby, and he’s still running on autopilot.
Or how I learned to fear conversation.
What a long title for a short story. Compensating?