Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009)
Anacondas: Trail of Blood slithers into absurdity with rubbery CGI, laughable acting, and nonsensical plot.
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Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023)
The Snyderverse finally comes to a sputtering and embarrassing end.
The Gates (2023)
The cast is solid, the characters are interesting, but my god, the movie is so freaking dull.
Aquaman (2018)
How to tame your kraken, the re-beginning.
Dead Wait (1991)
Tobe Hooper and a dumb snooper; nudity, Gimli, and Whoopi. What can go wrong?
Loyal Khondor (2014)
A useful idiot is still an idiot nonetheless.
Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008)
Even giving the great David Hasselhoff a chance to make rent is not worth the agony inflicted on the audience.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Now this is a disappointing, draggy way to end a trilogy.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
More drama over a ring. You’d think it can make one forever young or something.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
All that fuss… over a silly ring?