Til Death Do Us Part (2023)
Cam Gigandet, why are you torturing me with these terrible movies?
Oddity (2024)
Psychomancy and creepy mannequin, but minus the annoying Blumhouse clichés.
Lowlifes (2024)
Tubi originals are more misses than hits, but this one is actually pretty decent.
Yakuza Princess (2021)
The only reasons to watch this thing are Jonathan Rhys Meyer’s pee-pee and ass.
Minx by Julia Quinn
Wit meets woe in a rollercoaster of romance and face-palm-worthy conflicts.
Dancing at Midnight by Julia Quinn
It stumbles more than it dances.
Splendid by Julia Quinn
A frothy Regency romp with wit, charm, and… a jackass hero?
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)
An unexpected surprise, with mediocre charm, early-2000s tech nostalgia, and a dash of Superman.
Hellraiser: Deader (2005)
A Weinstein cash grab masquerading as Hellraiser. Boring, un-scary, and light on Pinhead.
Totally Sparked by Zoey Indiana
The heroine is a pee-pee injurer, but the author ends the party before anyone gets too damaged down there.
