Oh god, why start off a new series with something that has a plot like… this one?
Singling out five-year old girls as werewolf mates is HOT, HOT, HOT. Am I in hell?
Why is this a kiddie story? It’s about lizard women wanting human mates, after all. Do we let little kids read this kind of story these days?
The organic farm looks like a nice place to visit, but this story is B-O-R-I-N-G.
Hmm, the dark-elves here aren’t the evil underground-dwelling BDSM’ed creatures I have come to expect. Still, it’s alright.