Ice Maiden by Debra Lee Brown
Ice this one already to put it out of its misery.
Category:1 Oogie
Bewitched by Heather Cullman
The two old women running wild in this story are terrifying and obnoxious. Their deaths would have made this story so much better.
Two Brothers by Linda Lael Miller
Two imbeciles.
Truly by Geri Guillaume, Adrienne Ellis Reeves, and Mildred Riley
Truly ghastly, indeed.
The Accidental Spy (2001)
Go drink a Tiger and sod off.
China Strike Force (2000)
Brain strike! Prepare to get dumb!
Highlander: Endgame (2000)
Nobody deserves to live forever after forcing this crap on me.
Savage Desire by Rosemary Rogers
Rapist and Victim are back for their fourth installment, and they have not changed a bit. Fun!
Winter Raven by Cassie Edwards
Oh god, the author wants to do that social justice thing, with painfully bad results.
Girl Thing by Girl Thing
So this is what a low-rent Spice Girls clone sounds like.