Top Gun (1986)
With a sequel coming out soon-ish, let Teddypig tell you about the epic tale about naughty boys and their planes.
Tag:Tom Cruise
The Mummy (2017)
Oh god, this one is excruciating. Please bring back Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.
War of the Worlds (2005)
Steven Spielberg has lost it completely.
The Last Samurai (2003)
Thank god for white guys that save us Asians by telling us how to do things right!
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
This is a lazy and sloppy entry into an already sloppy series. Sigh.
Minority Report (2002)
Steven Spielberg continues to demonstrate that he is a scab when it comes to pop culture.
Vanilla Sky (2001)
This is why you don’t simply remake other people’s movies!
Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
This is a by-the-numbers film that is saved by, believe it or not, Tom Cruise’s chemistry with the lead actress.
Magnolia (1999)
All the ugly guys in Hollywood come together so that they can play big studs in a little movie.
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Yawn, the eyes are indeed widely shut. All that nudity and still so much blah-dom? Sigh.
