Underwater (2020)
While it doesn’t completely sink, it doesn’t quite float to the top either.
While it doesn’t completely sink, it doesn’t quite float to the top either.
I’m starting to suspect that there is a conspiracy in Hollywood to turn feminism into joke.
The satirical messages can be hard hitting, but the movie itself is a bit of a pretentious miss. Maybe the book is better.
Bella Swan and Thor get together to take down the evil Queen and kill us all with boredom.
So many hot guys in this movie. I need to fan my… face.
The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.
The movie adaptation of that book commits the worst crime ever: it is lethally boring.
There is more hype than substance filling up the room here.
This low-rent sequel assembles a third-rate version of the cast in the original movie. So much cringe to give!