Moment of Weakness by Toni J Strawn
They do it in the boardroom, in this bedroom, in that bedroom… there’s a story in here somewhere, but who cares?
They do it in the boardroom, in this bedroom, in that bedroom… there’s a story in here somewhere, but who cares?
The author’s writing style is the only reason this unfocused and meandering werewolf tale gets anywhere.
On the bright side, the zombie disease is still killing off all these twits.
Careful, you may contract high blood pressure from all the obnoxious cretins in this movie.
Is this supposed to be a satire? Not enough humor, not enough subversion.
What happens when MacGyver gets scuttled to Mars and has everything at his disposal to do his survival stuff?
The only joy I get is from imagining how I’d eviscerate the heroine. Start from the head? Go along the spinal axis? Or just use a wood chipper?
Do we have to talk about this story? I’d rather talk about something else, like hot guys.
Death to the lady, more like. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
The part of the story that leads up to the dating is sweet, funny, and cute. After that, things get a bit meh.