Promise Me Tomorrow by Candace Camp
Thief with a heart of gold reunites with her sister and gets sexual healing from the hero. We’ve all read that before.
A Moment in Time by Deb Stover
This one combines both time travel and Western clichés and I’m not too impressed.
Always by Lynsay Sands
The hero is just a slice of bread away from being an Ike Turner sandwich.
Illusions of Love by Marcia King-Gamble
Breaking professional ethics is never this… predictable.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
This one works much better as a drama than martial arts movie. Set your expectations accordingly.
The Defiant One by Danelle Harmon
This is how you make a comfy, predictable read fun.
The Perfect Storm (2000)
Wait, there are people in this movie?
The Patriot (2000)
Strictly for patriots and anti-British people.
The Next Best Thing (2000)
Is this the ultimate fag hag movie?
Island Magic by Bette Ford
The scenery is so much better than the romance.