After Dark by Jayne Castle
Watch out, the paraillusions will get you, so try not to fall asleep…
The Promise by Donna Boyd
Hmm, the sequel doesn’t live up to the, er, promise of the previous book.
Dark Sapphire by Lisa Jackson
This whole thing feels like a bad accident from start to finish.
Of Midnight Born by Lisa Cach
A ghost and a man can make such sweet passionate love together, ooh.
Three’s a Charm by Adrienne Burns
The secondary characters completely upstaged the main characters, those poor things.
Lioness by Nell Brien
Why does it have to have romance? Ugh.
Bring It On (2000)
I want to be a cheerleader too. Where do I sign up?
Never a Lady by Marlene Suson
Oh people, must we be this unremarkable and generic?
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Showgirls has some bad campy charms, at least – go watch that one!
Sinful Secrets by Thea Devine
Even vampires can’t stop them from shagging 24/7.