Revelation by 98°
Reliance on slow tunes leads to boredom. How’s that for a revelation?
Self-Portrait with Ghosts by Kelly Dwyer
Someone has to die to get the heroine to come to her senses. How noble of that sod.
Midnight Clear by Various Authors
This ghostly anthology is definitely clear to go.
Twelve Days by Teresa Hill
Someone is really trying very hard to be the new Catherine Anderson.
Night Shield by Nora Roberts
Yawn. This one feels like a join-the-dots, paint-by-numbers thing.
Maroon by Barenaked Ladies
Combining happiness and bitterness in a bouncy brew.
The Rancher’s Daughters: Forgetting Herself by Yvonne Jocks
Creepy dumb asshole paired with an imbecile twit. What could go wrong with this one?
The Promise of Flowers by Delia Parr
Martyrs, martyrs everywhere…
The Sea Witch by Ruth Langan
This one is all about love and excitement in the high seas. Woo-hoo!
Get Carter (2000)
Casting Sylvester Stallone is the biggest mistake this movie could have done.