The Kiss by Kathryn Reines
Oogies are deducted for the bad vampire dude being too chicken to stick it to another dude.
Heroes Need a Captain by Sharon L Reddy
This one never really takes off to the stars, but it’s alright, I suppose.
The Highlander’s Touch by Karen Marie Moning
This one is on the grand side of camp. It’s bombastic, ridiculous, and silly enough to be a good kind of fun.
At Long Last by Shirlee Busbee
Are we back in 1987?
Night of the Magician by Stephanie James
Oh dear! They are reissuing Jayne Ann Krentz’s really old books now!
Prince of Charming by Karen Fox
The hero saves the show.
Desired by Thea Devine
This is a vulgar, filthy, obscene, incoherent tale of skanky sex and insane family shenanigans. GLORIOUS.
Montana Man by Jillian Hart
The overwrought and dumb heroine ruins everything.
Present Danger by Susan Andersen
No one can turn a dickhead into a sexy meathead like this author can.
Bounce (2000)
Wow, a movie with Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow… that is actually fabulous and gut wrenching!