Secrets of a Perfect Night by Stephanie Laurens, Victoria Alexander, and Rachel Gibson
Big names, but only so-so stories.

Big names, but only so-so stories.

Well, the good ones are good enough, at least.

That is a pretty accurate title for this lightweight effort.

Ah yes, the always reliable magic Negro to save the day!

Even the author’s comedy can’t overcome the dreaded effect of the clichés.

No matter how I try to dissect it, this movie is a middle finger to feminism.

The ER drama is far more interesting than the DOA romance.

It’s half a decent book, before the author decides to turn the heroine into a moron for… plot, I guess.

This is a hot mess, but it can deliver a powerful kick to the gut.

This non-stop barrel of fun is one of the best Disney cartoons ever. Truth!
