The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
Choo-choo! Choo-choo!
Category:Film Reviews
Doomsday (2008)
This one is pretty fun, but rather choppy and underdeveloped as well. Quite disappointing, really.
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)
Here’s a big, long and shiny ad for the new ride in Disney World.
P2 (2007)
I’m a sucker for Wes Bentley playing a deranged dude, but this one can be quite the miss at times.
Babylon A.D. (2008)
This one starts out promising, but eventually becomes one hot mess.
Journey to the End of the Night (2006)
This one doesn’t quite hit the spot due to an abundance of weakly developed stereotypes running all over the place.
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005)
This one has barely any ties to the previous Urban Legends movies, which explains why it is so good.
The Ruins (2008)
Kids, this is why you don’t poke your nose around old buildings in third world countries.
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
The dumbest entry into the series, but it is what it is.
The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)
I hate Chris Carter so, so much.
