Category:Genre: Horror & Monster

Jurassic World (2015)

If you have seen any of the previous movies, this one is going to feel very familiar.

This movie is so sexist, creepy, plot-free, crap, disgustingly exploitative, misogynist… it’s actually amazing.

It’s not scary or entertaining, no matter how loud they make the sound effects.

Stripper zombie women vs four people. Now that’s a party.

The hottest guy is supposed to be the loser nobody likes in this derivative flick. Okay.

Yes, this is a movie in which Osama bin Laden is a zombie that has to be killed. Really!

Another “documentary-style” movie – a sci-fi one, rather than horror, but still, boring and played out.

Someone in England thought it’d be great to combine Saw with a bunch of teens in the woods. Horrible.

Come scream at people taking ten hours to cross the kitchen and other scary stuff.

Is an Antichrist killing all the bullies in town? If yes, shouldn’t he be… the good guy?