Bastian’s Surrender by Carole Mortimer
A noble heroine finds succor in servicing a john that may be responsible for her father’s death. Plot of the year!

A noble heroine finds succor in servicing a john that may be responsible for her father’s death. Plot of the year!

Our heroine is determined to just put out instead of marrying the guy, to show the world that she’s not a ho.

Blessed be the dead old people whose passing brings heroes and heroines together.

The best thing about this one is the first few pages. It’s a rapid downhill tumble after that point.

I wonder whether the hero would fall for the heroine if they hadn’t been snowed in in a castle together.

#NotMyToyol.

I don’t smoke, but I feel like I need to light up at least three cigarettes after reading this one.

You can’t be cheating on your beau if fate and destiny pushed you onto a hotter dude’s peen.

Now this is one way to make an exit from a cancelled line!

Really, sis? The author set up a premise like this just for a mundane love-love thing?
