Frontiers by Michael Jensen
Bet you never knew that Johnny Appleseed was actually a cast member of one of those Bravo reality TV shows!

Bet you never knew that Johnny Appleseed was actually a cast member of one of those Bravo reality TV shows!

Cowboy of a few words has his rear end pursued by a randy young buck. Hello there, boys.

I scratch my head quite a bit while reading this thing, but I can’t deny that I am entertained.

Ooh, the heroine is a hot, sexy French spy… oh wait, she’s actually one of those sad victims with daddy and mommy issues. Next.

This is what happens when Avon tries to fob off inspirational romances on unknowing heathens like me.

And Maya Rodale continues to be a romantic humorist who keeps missing the point. Sigh.

Manic pixie stalker creeper dream girl on the prowl alert.

Yes, ditch the more interesting mistress and give the hero a clueless ninny to shack up with instead. That always goes well.

What an odd title. It’s not like the duke will love a moose, is he?

Did someone say “awaken”?
