Clarimonde (1998)
Only these people can make an episode about a horny priest so underwhelming.
Category:2 Oogies
Harvest Moon by Megan Slayer
Fiction about gay guys, in ways that women wish all gay guys would be.
An Invitation to Marriage by Tanya Wilde
The heroine is one of the worst wretches I’ve come across in a while. Reject with prejudice!
Once Upon a Kiss by Selena Robins
I can’t help thinking of a particularly mean line from Ingrid Michaelson’s Boys Chase Girls while reading this.
The Face of Helene Bournouw (1998)
A hot woman shags and dumps her prey, causing them to go cray cray and off themselves. How cute.
Home (2023)
This boring season comes to a hilariously pointless and dumb closure. Oh, and meet a more OP Sue than Captain Marvel!
Intruder & The Long Hair in the Attic (2023)
Mysterious footsteps and creepy long hair. That’s Japanese horror 101 alright!
Beautiful (2022)
Ah, the quintessential Thai horror trope: women would do anything to be beautiful.
The Red Room (2022)
They show all the gore, but bleep out the F word? How so American.
Fly by Night (1998)
Hey, Moff Gideon is naked in this one! Bad news: his hands cover you-know-what all the time.