Caution by Mariah Carey
Oh dear, isn’t there another kind of music this dear can do?
Category:2 Oogies
A Los Angeles Passion by Sherelle Green
This one is so nondescript that I don’t know what to say here. Er… Merry Christmas? May you find a million dollars under the Christmas tree?
Timeless by BrunuhVille
Violins, pianos, woo-woo-ooh vocals… the usual. Oh, BrunuhVille.
The Duke Buys a Bride by Sophie Jordan
Girl gets everything falling perfectly onto her lap despite not really earning any of it, and spends ages whining about it all.
The Lady Is Daring by Megan Frampton
And this baby is boring.
Bride of the Barbarian Princes by Lily Reynard
Hmm, barbarians. But whatever you are thinking, you will likely find it in another story. Not this one – it’s raunchy stuff for beginners.
The Other Miss Bridgerton by Julia Quinn
Is this Julia Quinn’s not-so-subtle attempt to tell Disney that they too can turn her books into cartoons?
Torch by Karen Erickson
It takes alcohol and the heroine’s house getting burned down for love to happen. No wonder some people opt to stay single.
Savage Dog (2017)
Scott Adkins’s movie quality is directly proportional to the amount of time he is shirtless. This one, well… damn the shirt. Damn the shirt!
Last Night with the Earl by Kelly Bowen
Well, it makes a little bit more sense than the author’s previous book, but no, she still doesn’t give me a reason to care about the story.