John Carpenter’s Pro-Life (2006)
Don’t dis abortion, you conservative poo-bugs, because you never know when you need to get rid of the demon baby growing inside you.
Don’t dis abortion, you conservative poo-bugs, because you never know when you need to get rid of the demon baby growing inside you.
This movie wants to be funny, but it isn’t. It wants to be sexy, but it also isn’t that as well.
This is more like an affair with terminable boredom.
Well, color me surprised that it took them this long to come up with a lame vampire story.
Do we really need to give Ellen DeGeneres a big paycheck for being her usual obnoxious self?
Would you want to marry a prince, even if it means having adopt the last name of DeSaunders?
Everyone here is so impossibly loaded and hot, so hands up if you think that they will ever have problems finding love in life.
The second season kicks off with a director who has long lost his way. Oh boy.
If you’re not one of those “I NEED CURRAN/MAD ROGAN INSIDE ME NOW!” people, you may find this one to be on the flaccid side.
The author writes a story of a ho and her man, only to then spends the rest of the story desperately trying to un-ho that wretch.