Category:1 Oogie

Dukes Prefer Blondes by Loretta Chase

I hope the hero get assassinated by men in toga at the mall. WHO’S THE GENIUS NOW, ASSWIPE?

God bless this one. It will need as many blessings as it can get.

The hero is inconsistent and jerk-ish, but the heroine can give Mary Balogh’s heroines masterclasses in being useless wastes of flesh.

Prepare to be swept away by the crappiest cash-in teens-are-dumb franchise to date. No doubt there will be worse to come.

It is one thing to rehash boring, overused story lines, but does the author have to do it so… pointlessly?

How cute, a romance novel with a mad woman as the heroine.

Enjoy the worst LGBT stereotypes and some of the most fake conversations you can ever come across.

Her hubby-to-be is too busy working to pay the bills, so the heroine cheats on him with the hero who gets her tramp juices flowing. Resplendent!

The story would be so much better if the author would accept that she has created an adulterous whore and a psychotic douchebag, and revel in this.

Obnoxious characters who act like imbeciles, very stupid plot, and annoying twatwaffles galore.