The Claiming of a Virgin King by April Andrews
This is an actually pretty standard naughty fantasy story. Only, tentacles!
This is an actually pretty standard naughty fantasy story. Only, tentacles!
And I’m the happiest of them all, because this story is so cute!
This post-natural disaster romance has an interesting start, but it wastes little time in sputtering out of steam.
I may have to take back most of the things I’ve said about the author in the past.
A lot of things here need to be iced, starting with that heroine.
Wait, didn’t Harlequin push Jeannie Lin out the door? Anyway, hello again, welcome back.
But there is no logic to keep me happy, alas.
Alaska Thunderfuck, glamtron alien, versus Alaska, the comedy queen turned AAA Girl. Who will emerge the victor?
Haven’t I heard this album before? Twice?
If you want your fond memories of the early movies to be violated to pieces, then yes, watch this one.