2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)
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Old school vampire romance alert! Put on your nostalgia goggles and enjoy.
Goodness, just how many secret spy action hero Dukes are there?
Something went wrong in the art of plotting, oh dear.
The first half is gripping historical fiction, the second half is just… sigh.
I guess, for $0.99, I can’t expect too much. But still, I think this one could have been better.
Some books give me chills. This one gives me rigor mortis.
Every time I’m convinced these characters can’t be any dumber, the author surprises me.
I’m tempted to deduct an oogie for the names of the hero and the heroine, but nah, I’m not that mean.
Finally, a happily ever after for the nerd turned sex doll and her horny Roman general!