Lord of the Plains by Velda Sherrod
Aww, so much potential… wasted.

Aww, so much potential… wasted.

Oh, look who wants to be a romantic suspense author now.

Warning: incompetent moron heroine wants to take revenge. LOL.

What daring? Try dumb-dumb.

Did anyone ask for this crappy remake? Or is this another excuse for Tim Burton to give Helena Bonham Carter another paycheck?

I’m always a sucker for parodies and lampoons of sci-fi movies.

There’s more bother than hotness here.

It’s not a good career movie to sound like someone who was out of fashion years ago.

This is a charmless tale of users and the doormats who love them.

Just how is Larry Clark still with a career?
