Kiss the Bride by Patricia Cabot
Each heroine’s IQ is going down with each new book the author puts out.

Each heroine’s IQ is going down with each new book the author puts out.

Oh god, this one is pure KILL ME NOW I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

Stupid heroine, glacial boredom… why am I even reading this thing?

The sexy moments are so hot, it doesn’t matter that the story is on the thin side. Because hot is hot.

It’s nowhere as sexy as it is advertised to be.

While this isn’t technically a great movie, it skewers what it needs to be skewered.

Trying to cash-in on the teen comedy boom with such a crappy movie is just nasty.

This baby lacks sting.

The heroine is so hapless and the hero is so over the top macho that the whole thing resembles a cartoon.

Okay, time to ditch this series before my brain explodes from the sheer stupidity of the heroine.
