Morbius (2022)
With all those memes about this thing, I was expecting something so bad that it’s awesome. I was wrong.
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Fast X (2023)
Same old crap, but with resurrection magic now.
F9 (2021)
It’s kinda fun, in a way, but it’s also super stale and the lead characters are the most boring ones in this lot.
The Fate of the Furious (2017)
The franchise metamorphosis into ludicrous live action cartoon is now complete. Oh god, can it die off now?
Furious 7 (2015)
Rest in peace, Paul Walker. You beautiful, beautiful man. This movie, on the other hand…
Fast & Furious 6 (2013)
The gang is doing it for family. Family, family, family. Thank god there are still explosions.
Fast Five (2011)
Now this is what a movie with Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and the Rock should be: so fun, it’s almost illegal.
Legion (2010)
We have a cool guy trying very hard to save a bunch of idiots. How sad.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
Hello, dumbness, my old friend…
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
The boys up the bromance to compensate for the missing Vin Diesel. I heartily approve.
