The Swords (1997)
A guy falls for a woman that loves getting penetrated by swords. There’s an obscene joke in there somewhere, definitely.
A guy falls for a woman that loves getting penetrated by swords. There’s an obscene joke in there somewhere, definitely.
Take a train ride and discover the power of love, sad sacks.
Well, this one is almost good, but Daniel Radcliffe will always be what he is, sigh.
Harry Potter is up against the Gobshite of Dire, er, Goblet of Fire in another dud in the series.
Wait, an actually competently put-together Harry Potter film? How unexpected.
Thank god for white guys that save us Asians by telling us how to do things right!
This is why you don’t simply remake other people’s movies!
Shakespeare and Kenneth Branagh always feel like a pretentious excursion.
I’m suddenly in the mood for KFC.
This is a boring, maudlin mess, but a strangely fascinating one nonetheless.