God of War II (2007)
Sophomore slump ahoy!
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The Island (2005)
For a Michael Bay-directed movie, this one isn’t too bad.
Brother Bear (2003)
This one is every PETA member’s wet dream came true.
Daredevil (2003)
Yes, I like this movie. Shut up. It’s romantic, okay?
The Scorpion King (2002)
This baby lacks sting.
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Did anyone ask for this crappy remake? Or is this another excuse for Tim Burton to give Helena Bonham Carter another paycheck?
Cats & Dogs (2001)
This movie is offensive to four-legged animals and to intelligent humans everywhere!
See Spot Run (2001)
This is animal cruelty.
The Whole Nine Yards (2000)
Despite, or in spite of Matthew Perry, this one is wicked, funny. and adorable.
The Green Mile (1999)
How desperate is this thing for an Oscar?
